Pat Boone. Speedy Gonsales.

SPOKEN:

It was a moonlit night in old Mexico. I walked alone between some old adobe haciendas. Suddenly, I heard the plaintive cry of a young Mexican girl.

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You better come home, Speedy Gonzales Away from tannery row

Stop alla your a-drinkin' With that floozie named

Flo Come on home to your adobe

And slap some mud on the wall

The roof is leakin' like a strainer

There's loadsa roaches in the hall Speedy Gonzales, why dontcha come home?

Speedy Gonzales, how come ya leave me all alone?

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SPOKEN in a male Mexican accent:

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"Hey, Rosita-I hafta go shopping downtown for my mudder-she needs some tortillas and chili peppers."

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Your doggy's gonna have a puppy

And we're runnin' outta coke

No enchiladas in the icebox

And the television's broke

I saw some lipstick on your sweatshirt

I smelled some perfume in your ear

Well if you're gonna keep on messin'

Don't bring your business back a-here

Mmm, Speedy Gonzales, why dontcha come home?

Speedy Gonzales, how come ya leave me all alone?

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SPOKEN in a male Mexican accent:

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"Hey, Rosita-come queek-down at the cantina they giving green stamps with tequila!!"

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Maravilloso acento y maravilloso Tex-Mex idiomático.